Mr. Fix-It-All
Wednesday, March 28th, 2007Why do things have to break? Particularily, why is water so revengeful with me so that it leaks where it’s not supposed to, and does not flow where it’s supposed to? Why do faucets play tricks on me?
It’s the third time in a few weeks when I’m having serious problems with the plumbing. And, every time this happens, it’s right before I’ve made plans for something, which I must cancel to attend to these emergencies.
Considering the hours I work, I can’t get a plumber to do the work for me. I’d have to stay half a day at home to watch him work. And then, I’d be pissed to no end looking at the careless job he’s done.
So, I’m Mr. Fix-It-All. Nothing is too difficult to repair, and to do it right. But it’s aggravating to have to do these things at the least desirable moment.
The toilet’s flushing mechanism broke, right before having guests for the New Year’s party. In the next two months I ended up buying 4 different mechanisms until I found one that a) works, and b) doesn’t break again after the third use.
Some two weeks ago, the toilet’s faucet started dripping, hidden away, until I noticed the big, wet spot on the wall of the staircase, created by infiltrated water. I didn’t have a wrench big enough, so there I go to the store to buy tools, rubber washers, new faucet, then fix the problem late at night when I got back from work.
Last weekend, the kitchen sink’s faucet decided to go on a permanent strike. It was such a nice day and I made plans to go out and play with my camera. Instead, I replaced the faucet, washers, cleaned the mess under the sink, and the day was already gone.
Today, as I open the front door, I hear a hiss inside that gives me cold chills. Hoping that it’s not a gas pipe, I step in and… splat into a puddle of water stretching all the way from the entrance to the bathroom. Water is spraying out of the wall, right where the sink’s faucet comes out. I have no idea if it’s a cracked pipe, an old rubber seal or what else, because… I don’t have a wrench big enough for THIS one. I had plans to attend the opening of a car tuning show tomorrow; looks like I’ll attend the line at the do-it-yourself shop again.
Keep fingers crossed for me, I hope I don’t have to chisel my way through the wall to replace a water pipe.
[edit] Whew, no chiseling required, but a pipe screwed into another broke off and left a piece of metal tightly screwed inside. It took a while to get it out, but it’s done. Everything is fixed now, I have running water again!

